What if Pep Guardiola signed for Arsenal...

Can you imagine what would happen if Pep Guardiola gets appointed as manager of Arsenal? Here is a possible scenario.

1) First day on the job - Sir Alex, Macini and AVB literally shit their pants, RDM is also concerned, Robin van Whor€$i€ eats his shorts.
2) Second day on the job - Cesc Fàbregas returns to The Emirates and is praised again as a hero, Robin van Whor€$i€ eats a second pair of shorts.
3) Third day on the job - Arsenal buy players who never before would've even considered signing for them - Falcao spearheads the attack, Neuer takes his place between the posts, also every other player from Robin van Whor€$i€'s list. He of course, eats his shorts.
4) Fourth day on the job - the players learn to run for their lives on the pitch and finally understand the tiki-taka Wenger was trying to explain to them all this time, Robin van Whor€$i€ calls Sir Alex and asks for a transfer, "Eat your shorts", he answers. Done.
5) Fifth day on the job - Jose Mourinho leaves Real Madrid and takes on Stoke City, since nobody else in England wants him. Takes Pepe with him - "Suits Stoke's style of play", grunts Mou. Robin van Whor€$i€'s ankle breaks only by the mere thought of facing the Portuguese butcher.
6) Fast forward to 8th month on the job - Arsenal win The COC! Although pretty amazed by the name of the tournament, Pep comments: "A COC is a COC, better than no COC!", leaving journalists and translators baffled. Robin van Whor€$i€ runs out of shorts to eat, starts cooking jerseys. Asks Na$ri for his, he doesn't use them anyways.
7) 1 year since taking the helm - Arsenal win The Champions League, The Premiership, The FA Cup, The Europe Super Cup and the World Club Championship - Pep says: "Fuck this, it's too easy, I'll stop working again!" Wenger is appointed back as manager.

No harm no foul, everybody's happy :)